Banana Stand

I've been watching alot of Arrested Development on Hulu lately, which gives a bit of context.

The other night I dreamed that we were running a Frozen Banana Stand out of the living room of my parents' first house in Auburn. We had the yellow button-down shirts and everything. A poor family (gypsies?) came to the door, but they didn't want frozen bananas; they wanted a scarf for their baby. I went hunting through my things and found a scarf fragment just long enough for the baby. The family wasn't very grateful, but at least they left.

Lube

Again, not sure if it counts to post dreams about me, as dreamed by someone else, but here's one anyway.

A friend dreamed that I was selling or promoting personal lubricant in banana flavor and green bean flavor in a very matter-of-fact way. Apparently it wasn't skanky at all, which is what one might tend to associate with flavored sex products.