Jeans

I had a dream last night where I decided that my boot cut jeans made my ankles look fat. I think I was walking in front of those shoe mirrors (the tiny mirrors that that have at shoe stores so you can only see your feet & some calves) and was overwhelmed by how huge the ankles were. And I was then given some advice that I need to start wearing skinny jeans.

My first thought when I woke up this morning was that I should buy skinny jeans.

Then I left the apartment and saw someone wearing a pair of skinny jeans and remembered that they look good on exactly NO ONE and especially not people my size. So thanks for nothing, dream.